Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of trees. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top thiink something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

 

Now, men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they trun into something acceptable to have dinner with.

 

Share this with all the good apples you know.

 

（女士像树上的苹果，最好的苹果总是在树顶。很多男士不愿意爬到最顶找最好的的，因为他们都害怕万一摔下来会摔得很疼。因而，他们又时候就从地上拣掉下来的苹果，不好，但是很容易得手。于是，树顶上的苹果疑惑了：她们是不是有些问题？当然实际上，她们都是极其迷人的。但是她们必须学会等待，等待一个正确的人向她们走来，那是一个可以不顾一切为了他们爬到树顶的人。

 

（现在该说说男人了。他们一开始像葡萄，他们是否最后可以被酿造成可以上得料餐桌的美酒，要看女人们能不能把他们“提炼”出来！）

 

把这个和所有你认识的苹果分享吧！